One Bassline

[shaddup]

helloooooo lovely ladies of hogwarrrrts

and gentlemen if youre so inclined

i know a lot of you have been eyeing off young mister pots of the hufflepuff house
you know the one with the vacant stare and the muppet brush he calls hair

anyway

iiiiii would strongly suggest NOT persuing a relationship with him
he is a terrible boyfriend and an all around no show in the bedroom

i know this because his last girlfriend told me
poor soul

anywho
behave yourself kids or the boogeyman will get you
and by boogeyman i mean the potions teacher

01.

[pomodoroo]

Ugh, I really know I should be studying right now, but I have no motivation to do any of that bullshit! The potions book is literally one of the most boring things I have had to read in my entire life.