Forwarddated to Saturday night

[bev_rage]

i'm duying dying
im gonna die here on a footun
rip roxy lalonde she died on a gutun footun futon covrd in snacks n blood
oops should i put a tmi warning?
tmi im bleeding erywhre n it sux send help

ps im not rly dying, just bleeding frm my girly biys bits
pps smene tell dirk i'm not rly dying pls

Filtered from STEVE and backdated to a week or so ago.

[brothor]

Everyone should know that Steve's birthday is on July of the fourth, yes? Yes! He is going to be a MAN and so I am going to throw a party at my house!
It will be a surprise because who does not like surprises! He thinks he is just sleeping over my house HAHA!
I
do not know who he would like to see
so if you know and like steve, you should come! My house is very big and my parents do not mind having the school over if we need to!
Even Tony!

Remember! July of the Fourth at my home!

[[OOC: STEVE IS HAVING A BIRTHDAY AND THE LOG IS HERE Let's pretend we know the address]]