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[plushaeusrumpified]

Leave me here to die

33 sucks.

Out of all of the numbers out there, it's probably the worst number by far. I mean, what's even the point of it? 32 is better. 31 is better. 33 is absolutely pointless in its existence. And it's an odd number. Odd. Odd numbers suck, but 33 is the suckiest odd number out of all of them.

There's nothing even ironic about it. I can find irony in every other number. But not this one. It's like anti-irony in its most natural form.

We're wizards, we should be able to magically take this number out of existence.

Someone invent a spell for that.

013

[itsintheblood]

Alright, it's time to get down to work before the holidays kick in. I need updates from my the Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw students about their project I assigned at the beginning of the year. Come Spring, we'll be brewing antidotes and testing them on the animals themselves. Before you start a petition, I'll have a properly brewed antidote to administer if any of you fail to do the assignment correctly.


On another holiday note, Thanksgiving in America is coming up. I'm not big on family gatherings but I enjoy turkey. I know a few staff members and the odd student come from overseas, so is anyone interested in doing something?



[ooc: Just say if your goat is alive, and happy on the homework post here]

007

[actuallyspeakslatin]

Hogsmeade is next weekend, and I'll skip Quidditch practice to go. I don't care if we play the week after, I'll do late night practices after classes if that's the case. I'm ready for the match regardless of if I skip a practice.

The bonfire the other night was fun, I went through the fire first thing. Doing something with the possibility of danger gives such an adrenaline rush. Finding out your friend burnt off his eyebrows after is a bit of a downer though. I've done my fair share of dumb ideas as well, and I'm not talking about letting someone use an apple on top of my head for target practice. That's fairly simple compared to attempting to jump from one broom to another broom while in mid flight, that was fun though.