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[wwistful]

By no small measure of effort I seem to have been awarded the title of Slytherin Head of House. The timing is incredibly fitting, given that I'll have been teaching here for almost an entire year now. Who new that such honourable promotions would come so quickly, I had no idea I was considered a good fit for it.
[Which is to say he knew all along and he's been waiting for this to happen.]
As such, if any Slytherins are in need of advice or assistance, whether it be academic or not, are free to visit my office within reasonable hours. Any questions?


Ah. I suppose I should also give thanks to anyone who attended my birthday celebrations it february, I was pleasantly surprised by it.

Of course, that does not excuse anyone from their studies. Students of all classes should keep in mind that we will be focusing strictly on practicals this week. I would suggest you go over your previous months reading before attending or you may be surprised yourself upon entering the room, We will have an array of live subjects so I ask that you not only bring the necessary supplies but that you also bring your brains and make sure they're functioning for once in your lives. Mischief will not be tolerated when our classes are under the scrutiny of live magical creatures.

[018]

[rule_britannia]

I'm looking for some informative literature on the subjects of werewolves and vampires. If anyone has any recommendations, I'd appreciate it.

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[actuallyspeakslatin]

It only took two and a half weeks but I finally looked through all of the Valentine's that I received. I think a few students will never have a career in poetry. I'm sure undying love is a fine thing, but don't compare it to an insect that will survive the end of the world.

A word to the wise, just because I have red hair, doesn't mean you can talk to me with an Irish accent on the 17th.

(no subject)

[mo_cara]

So WhEn AlL dOeS eVeRyOnE tHiNk Is ThE rIgHt TiMe AnD wAy To GeT iT oN wItH yOuR bAbY?
ThIs AiN't AsKiNg FoR aDvIcE, 'cAuSe I aLrEaDy GoT sOmE tHiNkS oF mY oWn AbOuT tHaT, i WaS jUsT cUrIoUs.


[Some time later, when he remembers, he adds in the brief addition]

AlSo, If YoU aIn'T oLd EnOuGh To GeT iT oN, DoN't ReAd ThIs Or AnSwEr, cAuSe I fOrGoT hOw To MaKe It So OnLy SoMe PeOpLe In SoMe YeArS cAn SeE.