TEN ♋

[selfhatred]

WE HAVE A DANCE COMING UP.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BOYS AND GIRLS.
THE MATCHMAKER IS BACK IN ACTION.
DON'T HAVE A DATE OR YOU'RE TOO FUCKING PUSSY TO FIND ONE YOURSELF?
JUST LET ME TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
NEED ADVICE BECAUSE YOU'RE A WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS?
I'M YOUR GUY.
YOU BULGE SUCKERS WOULDN'T KNOW ROMANCE FROM THE BROADSIDE OF A BARN SO IT'S UP TO ME TO SCHOOLFEED YOU LOT.
FUCK WHEN DID I START SAYING YOU LOT? I'M NOT FUCKING ENGLISH.

007

[itsintheblood]

I know that it is the last weekend before the holiday, but I expect you all to be on your best behavior. We don't need the world knowing how silly some of our students can be.

Don't forget exams start Monday. Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff will be having practical Potions exams.


[ooc; feels free to spam away guys. Won't be able to tag back until after work.]

18 things that are horribly wrong with my life

[nunganunga_k_o]

One week before the dance, when I should be starting my beauty regimen, and I'm up to my elbows in broom wax. What a life.

Oh and I suppose OWLS are coming up too. Once again, I must commend Ye Olde Beardy One for his impeccable timing.

Day 9

[faintwaves]

There are so many brooms to clean today!

That's good, right? The more brooms we clean, the better for the school?

I think so. I think I'm doing okay with it. It's a good thing I studied the broom cleaning manual before this.

1st Shot

[thegrrrahahaha]

I think I like this broom-cleaning better than I like the idea of the dance.

Four Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

( Cuuuut )