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[puckinyourmom]

I've decided to stop drinking. Forever. It just leads to trouble, every time.

You should all think about following my lead. It's a good time for us all to become better people.

( 001 ) well, I have to start someday, don't I?

[quixotical]

It's certainly been a long time since I've done any teaching. And a very long time since I've written in one of these journals - I'm amazed it was still here, and in my old office, even! If only the ink had stayed good as well.



But ah, let's see! My name is Antonio Fernández Carriedo - that's Professor Fernández to you! - and I will be filling the post for Care of Magical Creatures, starting this semester. Headmaster Dumbledore very graciously offered me my old post and really, it's rather nice to be back at Hogwarts after so very long, too. I used to teach it before- ( A few ink blots. ) Well! I used to teach it years and years ago, but here I am again! Rather lucky for me that the spot was open again, and on such short notice, too!

But let's see again, ah - yes! If you're in third year or above, you can sign up for my class! I'm afraid any of you younger years are just going to have to wait - far far far too dangerous for you if you're that young, even though it's really rather quite fun. But oh, don't worry if you don't want to take it - it's an elective after all, so no pressure. It's lovely if you want to learn things about all sorts of strange creatures, though! Feel free to ask me any questions you may have, I will be here to help you and answer them for you if you need any help or anything like that, okay!


Ay... I wish I had Lovino with me.


( OOC: For those of you who are curious - here is a little information on the changes to Antonio with the time jump. Basically, he was a Death Eater, and a known one - but has been cleared of all charges due to his claims of being under the Imperius Curse. Have fun with that. I'll have more information up later, but feel free to ask me anything if you have questions or want in on more plot details! And feel free to be horrible to poor Toño here. :') )

ONE ♋

[selfhatred]

[Today, Hogwarts, you will find a list in your journals, written in familiar grey ink with caps.]
PEOPLE WHO NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND JUST HAVE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ALREADY:
MAKA AND KID
PUCK AND LINK
ELLIS AND AMELIA
BILLY AND RAPUNZEL
MELVIN AND ROXANNE

SET ERIDAN UP WITH SOMEONE SO HE'LL LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

ASKJADEOUT
NO WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING
NEVER
EVER
FUCK
[Someone seems to have forgotten that his journal is connected to everyone else's. That last one is also scribbled out several times over.]


[OOC: I have a permissions post if you'd rather not be replied to with angry grey caps.]

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[yerawwizarderi]

so like
wwhats the point in learnin howw to dodge the teeth of a vvenomous tentacle when am i evver goin to need to knoww that
NEVVER thats wwhen
noww wwhat it means wwhen a guys roommate can comment on the flatterin shape a his ass
that wwould be useful right about noww

1 frightening fauna

[golgotha]

The adventurers guide to the galaxy. London strain. Tomb hunter. European treasure?? Fisticuffs!! Oh blimey Scrums The lost skull Fisticuffs is actually a viable journal name No

Weekend at dangers
a Jake English journal

January 06 2012: A grand opening indeed.

Ahoy my good chaps! Lovely weather today aint it? My name is jake english as aforementioned. I am a fifth year hailing from the noble house of gryffindor. From this day henceforth this is officially now my journal! Or "wizard blog" as all the kids here call it these days.

Here i will recount all my smashing adventures -- tales of heroisms, intrigue, action, adventure and perhaps even romance. *A hearty wink for all the lovely ladies out there* It will be a primary source for all my peers out there fresh off the press!! I can tell this will be very gripping and i bet my bottom boonbuck you lot would also have a spanking ripsnorter of a time reading this.

Now onto the swashbuckling adventures!!

A couple weeks ago i brought out my arms and set off towards the one ruin of the island i reside in. The weather was rather harsh that afternoon. The rain splashed all over my face with an almost cruel intensity to make up for the absence of snows chilly ferocity. The sky was getting dark and the frightening fauna were sure to scour the area with blood lust in their eyes. It was as if the world was weaving an intricate web to deter me from my journey what with the way its coming together in perfect harmony to piss me the fuck off. Alas it did not win!! I gripped my pistols tighter and trudged on and persevered.

I reached the ruin at about seven. Hungry tired and excited i entered. The inside was pitch black. Luckily taking a page from ms lara croft the famous archeologist i came prepared with a flashlight. What did i find?

Friggin canned goods. The cans look so bloody old that it makes one wonder if the ancient mayans had can openers already. I went home disheartened and with an arm full of carrots and peas in a can. And then i played weekend at bernies in my dvd player! Have you guys watched it? If not i strongly suggest it. Its so friggin hilarious.