Journal Entry #3

[doctorkishitani]

I am very sorry I initiated a discussion on masturbation over the school journals and while I still don't really understand why that was wrong of us to do, I can assure you that it won't happen again.
Makara, Jaeger and I were just trying to determine a statistic and weren't intending to get any of you into any kind of trouble with your parents. We are sorry that we ended up doing so.
But in any case, this was all primarily my fault. Makara and Jaeger were only peripherally involved so they shouldn't be held responsible.

Captor, I'm also very sorry for breaking your nose while we were at camp. In fact, I think I'm probably more sorry about that than anything else. Principally because I can't remember why I did it. In any case, I hope you're feeling better. And you're very good with jinxes! I was impressed.

ELEVEN ♋

[selfhatred]

WE DONE WITH TALKING ABOUT BONERS YET?
HEY, GRYFFINDOR FOURTH, GET YOUR NOSES OUT OF THE HORSE SHIT YOU WOKE UP IN.
WOW IT'S SO WEIRD SAYING FOURTH. I NEVER EXPECTED MOST OF YOU TO PASS SECOND, LET ALONE THIRD.
YOU ASSHOLES HAVE A NEW ROOMMATE.
BETTER GET USED TO FALLING ASLEEP TO CROAKS LIKE A BABY FALLS ASLEEP TO LAME LULLABIES.
BECAUSE BILIOUS SLICK CROAKS LIKE A FUCKING TRAIN GOING AT 200 MILES PER HOUR ALONG THE TRACKS AND TOOTING ITS BLOODY HORN AT 2AM IN THE MORNING.
AND THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY I'M LETTING HIM OUT OF HIS HABITAT.
SO GET FUCKING USED TO IT.