03; Accidental Voice/Text

[cantfightthisfire]

[At first when she wakes up, everything is normal. Perfectly normal. And then all of a sudden there is a very loud, very high pitched eleven year old boy's voice coming through the journals. If you're in Gryffindor tower, you'll probably see a very freaked out, panicking Jake English, and then.]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

[Seriously. SERIOUSLY WHAT IS GOING ON.

This is a dream isn't it? She's dreaming. She's having a nightmare. This is not happening. HOW THE FUCK IS SHE THIS THING?!

WHAT EVEN THE HELL.

It's a long time before any ink appears, as she attempts to wake herself up by pinching really hard. Multiple times. And yet she's still. This thing.

Finally she finds the journal because it's the only other option she can think of. The handwriting is shaky and weird, as if she isn't used to the hands she has now. Which... she isn't.]

What the fuck is going on?!

Someone fix this! Fix it right now!

[OOC: Replies will come from flamingadventurer]

FIFTEEN ♋

[selfhatred]

I'M NOT GOING TO THE REST OF MY CLASSES TODAY.
COULD SOMEONE PICK UP THE HOMEWORK FOR ME AND HAND IT TO ME LATER?

[Filtered to other Vantas-Leijons]

i don't know

it's

Uncle Sal, Aunt Di...dad's here.

005

[notthebee2]

okay, iim only goiing two a2k thii2 once.
diid 2ome a22hole 2uddenly iinvent a cure for lii2p2 or ii2 thii2 ju2t one more weiird thiing happeniing??

[ Change to voice. ]

Lisp.

Sassafras.

Possibilities.

Salt.

Oh my fucking god.

1 Ghost

[brokethecycle]

[This is literally the first time he's used this journal, so the name probably isn't all that familiar to older students. Have some first year chicken scratch.]

Wow, did everyone suddenly go crazy?

I mean, what's going on? I think most of my classes got cancelled today.

004 | Text

[tomatatas]

 [Filtered to Female teachers]

I... I was wondering if anyone had any... large blouses that I could borrow? Mine suddenly no longer... fit.

[/Filter]

Slytherin and Hufflepuff congratulations, your classes with me are cancelled today as I am currently facing an emergency. Use the time wisely is my suggestion.

☀ 003 ☀

[seeringlight]

Everyone is invited. I will not tolerate any complaints about who decides to attend. If someone you dislike happens to come, you will just have to be the bigger person and either be civil or keep your distance.

If you have any questions pertaining to the Tea Party, please contact me with your inquiries. Thank you.

Things have been...odd haven't they.

[Filtered to Roxy Lalonde]

I need to speak to you in person as soon as possible. Please.

[Voice] ->[Text]

[just1c3w1tch]

Um. So.

I think I can smell colors now. This would be so much cooler if I wasn't surrounded by metal and spinach.

...

Hang on, I need to test something.

[>text]
HEY GUYS, IS THIS LEGIBLE?

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[patrioticspells]

Okay, so I know I've said that I don't think there wasn't anything too weird going on. Now I have to take that back.

[Filtered to all the other Gryffindor fourth years.]

Guys, I'm not sure if I'm going to be staying in the dorms for a while. I'm going to be staying in the infirmary if I can, just so you guys know and don't get worried.

[End filter.]

Does anybody know when all of this weird stuff is going to stop?

4th experiment

[greenteengenius]

My homework appears to have done itself. In my handwriting. Using my diction.

I was of the mind that these odd happenings were some sort of prank, but what sort of prankster does your homework?

(no subject)

[fuckmackandme]

i feel weird!
guys, it's not normal to just suddenly want to kiss... someone, right?
what's happening to me?