Sep. 26th, 2012

eighttimeshandy: (this is all true)
[personal profile] eighttimeshandy
So, it looks like Slytherin has taken the lead in house points. As such, I have one thing to say to you all;

Mwahahahaha. Today, the House Cup. Tomorrow, the world.
preanimator: (no glasses and subtle smile)
[personal profile] preanimator
You know, it's the strangest thing, but I've been feeling rather nice all day. Even the stupid goat following me around isn't as annoying as usual. I wonder why it used to bother me so much?

[pause]

That's not really the point of this entry, though I have noticed that people often like to write about very mundane things in their lives. No, I was actually a bit bored this evening, so I wondered if anyone needed any help with homework? I've gotten all mine done, and it just seems like it might be a nice thing to do for people. Of course, I wouldn't actually do it FOR anyone, but I could probably help make some of the difficult concepts clearer. I'm quite a bit smarter than most of the people in the school, not that that's really anyone's fault.

[pause]

Holmes, we never did find you, I think, what happened with your goat?

[pause]

You know, really looking on it, I think I might be a homosexual. It was bothering me for awhile, for all sorts of reasons. But it's like the goat thing - suddenly it doesn't seem to be so important.
patrioticspells: (Default)
[personal profile] patrioticspells
I don't want to jump the gun or anything, but does anyone want to explain the dollhouse in the common room?

It's just It looks That's my

It seems a bit out of place.



[Actually it bears an eerie resemblance to the apartment complex in New York Steve and his mother lived in after his father died and before his mother passed. Steve might have wished to be home, and this is how it manifested.]
marshall_lee: (why u do that)
[personal profile] marshall_lee
[Marshall wasn't sleeping well. In light of Marcelines newfound happening of being human again he was being plagued by weird dreams. He woke up suddenly with a weird feeling in the pit of his stomach. He quickly got up, knocked his journal to the floor and made a run for the bathroom. The journal picks up on a sound that sounds like someone retching from further away.
After expelling whatever remained of the last potion he took Marshall sat on the floor in shock his heart beating fast. Wait? Heartbeat?. He got up and looked in the mirror and gasped.
He looked alive.
He blinked as he suddenly realized that he was suddenly needing to breathe.]


"What the hell?"

[He hurries back to his bed and discovers the journal lying open on the floor. He picks it up and makes a hasty scribble]

[Post-Filtered to Marceline]
Marcie, whenever you wake up I gotta talk to you. I think...whatever is happening to you...uh..it's happening to me too.
[/Filter]

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Sep. 26th, 2012 10:20 am
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[personal profile] jeet
Not to add to the comments about strange things that are happening, but something very odd is going on with Nimh.

And by that I mean he is talking.

(ooc| So basically Baljeet found himself wishing his pet rat was more than just somehow above average intelligence. So responses could come from Baljeet or Nimh or both. Nimh will probably pretty much be Templeton in terms of personality. Favorite rat forever.)

heartwrenching: (what am i even looking at)
[personal profile] heartwrenching
There’s something really, really wrong with me.

I was wondering how everyone else thinks since you guys only seem to get what I'm talking about half the time or less, and suddenly everything's... I don't know, way different than how it's been as long as I can remember. My thoughts aren’t racing. I still have all my emotions, but they're not as intense. They've always been either way up or way down, usually going back and forth faster than a kid who ate too much sugar before hopping on a tire swing.

Am I sick? It’s got me kinda worried. Ladd would know what’s wrong; he’d be able to give me some good advice.
nomorals: (you jerk!)
[personal profile] nomorals
[Marcie's voice sounds halfway between hysterical and amazed, scared and confused and is undeniably a shriek of annoyance. Of course, in the fact that she's kind of emotional right now, she forgot to filter this entry.]

What sort of a sick joke is this?!

This isn't possible!

This...I...

[And she's gone speechless.]

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Sep. 26th, 2012 01:10 pm
sixbuckdropout: (051)
[personal profile] sixbuckdropout
 i dunno how it happened but i have the most amazing pie rn
& it doesnt end
i have a neverending pie
today is awesome

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Sep. 26th, 2012 01:15 pm
givesyouaboner: (collecting your jar of hearts)
[personal profile] givesyouaboner
Orangina has a problem right now.
She kind of accidentally two tails and she's really confused. She keeps chasing after one of her tails in one direction, then the other touches her opposite side and she starts running around in the other direction.
Is getting "too dizzy" a thing for cats? She hasn't bumped into anything so I don't think she'll get brain damage.


[He was doing his homework when he contemplated what it would be like for monkeys to have two prehensile tails. Orangina isn't a monkey but she was the closest animal around. Oops.]

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Sep. 26th, 2012 02:10 pm
rule_britannia: (Tears ☂ Disbelief)
[personal profile] rule_britannia
[His handwriting is barely legible, as if he's shaking so badly he can barely hold the quill]

I need some help

Hes dead hes

Eriqs dead I dont know what to do

fuck

taleweaving: (Default)
[personal profile] taleweaving
[At first it looks like someones just gotten into both Aranea's journal and her stash of ink, blue scribbles appearing on the page. Slowly they take shape, in childish depictions of flowers, moving onto spiders and then onto all other animals. Then it becomes more noticeable that there's two people drawing, pictures taking place at the same time, in different spots. And then the scribbles turn into words, the words messy, like any 5-7 year old would write]

I drew the speider up there [An arrow points up to a particular spider] by Vriska !!! !

[Then a long rectangle appears next to the spider, inkblots appearing above him to symbolise rain and then Aranea feels the need to chip in her own words]

The ittsy bittsy spider climbed up the water spoooooooout. DOWN came the rain and WASHED the spider OUT. OUT came the sun and drieeeeeeeed up all the raiiiiiiiin, so the ittsy bittsy spider climbed UP the spout again!!!!!!!!

By Aranea Eleanor Joy Webster-Serket ::::)


[And then, by some miracle they switch the journal into video, the journal showing to giggling girls, one a redhead and the other a smaller blonde. Incidental wishes really are a pain]

((ooc: replies from Aranea will come from [personal profile] ittsybittsyspider))
thisperfectsaucer: (The chap was here)
[personal profile] thisperfectsaucer
Is it normal for cups of perfect Turkish coffee to appear when one isn't looking? Thank you to whoever took the time to do something so thoughtful Maxim?, but I don't actually think we're allowed to have food or drink in the library. You're lucky I'll bend rules for coffee.

[Filtered to Rapunzel]


We ought to talk, I think. I've been putting it off and that's stupid of me and not fair to you or him besides.
speterman: (pic#4838298)
[personal profile] speterman
[Someone is nightblogging on Dumblr]

So... Has anyone else noticed some... uh, well, weird things going on, because um. There are some pretty weird things going on right now. Like a lot of weird things.

Right, anyway.

Why do we bake 'cookies' and cook bacon? I mean, come on, you think we could have named things better here.

[Someone might be a bit hungry also.]

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Sep. 26th, 2012 09:50 pm
wavesofjade: (58 Human - ♍ This Bond Between Us)
[personal profile] wavesofjade
I Would Like Someone To Confirm To Me That I Am Not Dreaming.
And If That Is Indeed The Case I Would Dearly Like To Know What Is Currently Happening To The School.


[Filtered to Staff]

Something Is Very Wrong.
My

My Son Is In The Hospital Wing.
actuallyspeakslatin: (TYL!Natasha >> Highly doubt it)
[personal profile] actuallyspeakslatin
I was minding my own business, thinking about how great it was that I got in to Advanced classes, trying to ignore how everyone is going about weird things. Then it got hard to breathe because my clothes became too tight. They didn't shrink, I started growing. I've finally stopped, and when I find out who caused this or why, I am going to make sure you can't hold a wand properly.


I need clothes, I can't walk around in a bed sheet until this gets fixed.
[personal profile] glaringprotego
[This was going to be a post about how she thinks she's pregnant due to a wish to have another child. But someone just thought about how she wished she were young again, to fix Kankri's death, to be that age.

And well.

Careful what you wish for. Also she's teen pregnant cause that wish didn't disappear either
]

:( < well i'm pawsitively furious.
:( < i'm purretty sure someone hid my uniform
:o < and someone switched my robe with one a size or two too big >:|
:| < wow i can't find my unifurm at all. how am i suppawsed to go to class like this
:( < sal can you tell the purrfessor that i'm going to miss class beclaws of some stupid purrank

:( < also i don't f33l so good. kind of sick.

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