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[So he went to write something that was probably totally extremely important, but instead there's just splooshes of red ink where his journal has repelled it.


Okay spill the beans, who broke the journals? Which one of you did it? SCHOOL IS OUT, HOW DOES ONE MANAGE TO SCREW THE JOURNALS UP OVER THE HOLIDAYS? That takes skill. That takes skill and determination.]
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Filtered Text under the cut )

[After a few seconds, he adds an unfiltered part as an after thought, because he really just needs to get his mind off of this shit.]

so i hope you little shits all had a fantastic time at the party.
you owe me some fucking lube though.
and condoms.
because seriously who uses a mans condoms.
thats just rude.

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Jul. 2nd, 2012 03:23 pm
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 So I finished reading the new books Dad bought for the family library and now I'm bored...  Dad's agreed to let me buy more but Mom made him promise I have to get some... novels. What's wrong with enjoying reading about science and magic anyway?

Yeah... So could anyone suggest me some books that might be fun to read?
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I must congratulate the students and staff for the success of the weekends fundraiser. The school earned enough to keep the Library and Hospital Wing up to date for quite some time.

Students are to remember that exams are this week and to study hard. The next Minister of Magic could be born with an O on one of this weeks exams.

On Friday, Breakfast and Lunch will be served in your common rooms, so that the Great Hall can be set up for the dance. I know that everyone is excited for it, and hope that you all remember the train leaves the next morning. So don't stay up too late.

Lastly, I have an announcement for our staff. Hogwarts annual staff retreat has been booked and scheduled for June 25th to June 29th. The location is a surprise, so Portkeys will be set up at each of your homes, for quick transportation. It is of course, mandatory, for those who are new to Hogwarts staff, and very fun.

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Jun. 9th, 2012 11:08 am
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I know that it is the last weekend before the holiday, but I expect you all to be on your best behavior. We don't need the world knowing how silly some of our students can be.

Don't forget exams start Monday. Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff will be having practical Potions exams.


[ooc; feels free to spam away guys. Won't be able to tag back until after work.]

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Jun. 7th, 2012 11:35 pm
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That dance is coming up pretty quick.

It's not required to have a date, is it?

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Jun. 6th, 2012 06:21 pm
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Rat Spleen Mixture contains Rat spleen, Kneazle hair, avocado skin, Shrake spikes, knotgrass and gurdyroot. I'll twenty points to the first five students who can give me the popular theory on how Shrakes came to be.

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May. 31st, 2012 07:04 am
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WELL THAT WAS A FUCKING USELESS EXERCISE.
NEXT TIME MAYBE THEY SHOULD LEAVE RAISING DRAGON EGGS TO ACTUAL FUCKING DRAGONS.
JUST A THOUGHT.


[Filtered to Maka]

I'M KEEPING THE EGG FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER.
MAYBE WE WERE JUST STUCK WITH AN OVERDUE.
DO YOU...STILL WANT TO BE PART OF IT?


[Filtered to Di and Sal]

...HOW
HOW DO YOU RAISE SOMETHING?

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May. 28th, 2012 02:05 am
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I don't really care why the makeup is all missing or who took it. Just put it in the Great Hall or somewhere that all the female students can go and retrieve it.

I doubt any of use really want to hear anymore crying about missing beauty products. It's gone as far as hearing one student saying that she refuses to leave her room for the rest of the year.
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First let me say a great big hello to all of you! I hope you're all excited for the Summer holidays. I certainly am! But I feel like before everyone leaves for the holidays next month, we have some things that we need to discuss. I hope that none of you mind that I took the liberty of having the house elves deliver tea to all of you as, as well as giving you a note telling you to check for this entry. So all of you should be here soon, I should hope. Unless you intend to ignore this, but please don't. I would be disappointed in you.

Anyway, the point of this is to discuss the going ons lately! We have not had a staff meeting in a while and I figured one over the journals would be much better! That way, we can sit in the comfort of our own offices and discuss things. I think the biggest thing we should discuss is this fighting.

So much fighting going on! We need to figure out a way to make the students get along. Preferably before the end of the year, or else they will all go home stewing on things and that is not healthy at all. While I know that Mister Strider just won the egg competition, I think perhaps he needs talking to. I don't think we should dock the points though, as those were certainly well earned and he and Mister Robinson were a very good example. Mister Vantas was most definitely out of line in some of the things he said, so I feel all the blame does not belong solely on Mister Strider.

This is just touching on the surface, I think. If anyone else has things they want to bring forth and lay on the table, you are more than welcome to! At any rate, I am done for now and will wait patiently for everyone to respond.
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{>To everyone with eggs happy brooding!<}
{>The staff will be doing our best to be good examples to you all thanks to our most benevolent headmaster agreeing to my suggestion.<}
{>Professors!<}
{>We should set up a sitting schedule for when we're in class.<}
{>Though I don't think some early learning would hurt the little beauty any.<}
{>And of course I'm personally always happy to give advice and eggsit when I'm not busy with classes.<}

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May. 23rd, 2012 02:00 am
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If anyone had the misfortune of speaking with me on a day in which I seemed...out of character, I apologise. I was not feeling myself and I suggest that you do not become accustomed to such behaviour.

As for my students. I would like you to return the essays I handed back last week. Given the circumstances, the grades need to be reconsidered. I can assure you that less than half of those were as satisfactory as I originally thought.

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May. 21st, 2012 06:03 pm
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Armadillo Bile mixture contains six ingredients. Bat Wings, Armadillo bile, Wormwood, Amortentia, Acromantula Venom and Aconite.

I'm going to give twenty house points to the first five students who can tell me what Amortentia is primarily used for.
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A belated and rather exasperated thank you to anyone who passed on...birthday wishes to me, for starters.

Secondly, I'd like to announce, rather late, I might add, a study abroad opportunity for students for the summer.
It's three weeks, one week in Norway, one in Sweden and one in Finland. Primary seats are being given to students who plan on taking their studies of runes, ancient magic, or astronomy further.
We'll be staying with a number of elites in the field.
It might sound expensive, but do not worry about the cost.
If any students third years and up are interested in the program please let me know.

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May. 18th, 2012 08:13 pm
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I can't believe it's almost the end of my fourth year here.

That means OWLs next year.

What's the good stuff about Fifth Year, anyway?

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Out of curiosity, has anyone else had trouble keeping their cauldrons from melting?
I know the melting issue shouldn't be too surprising since we generally use reactive materials, but you would think they'd design cauldrons with that in mind.

I'm just wondering if this is a common issue or if mine is especially volatile.
And if there's an effective way of reconstructing them. I've tried using a mending charm, but that didn't work very well.

EIGHT ♋

May. 13th, 2012 08:01 am
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MEN IN BLACK III
SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN
I HATE YOU, DAD
BRAVE
PEOPLE LIKE US
CELESTE AND JESSE FOREVER
RUBY SPARKS
TAKE THIS WALTZ
NOT TO MENTION ALL THE ONES I MISSED WHILE SCHOOL WAS ON.
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE MOVIES?
THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ENOUGH TIME IN THE SUMMER TO WATCH THEM ALL.
AND WHY THE FUCK IS BREAKING DAWN PART TWO BEING RELEASED IN FUCKING NOVEMBER??

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May. 7th, 2012 08:35 pm
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Since exams are coming up, I'm going to be taking my students outdoors for the next few classes. We're going to be manually collecting ingredients for the next few potions. Don't think this will be a trip to the green house though.

We'll be going in to the non-Forbidden Woods to do this. So make sure that you remember your Herbology and Magical Creature lessons.

I also advise you to create study groups if need be. This goes for students taking their OWL's and their NEWT's.

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