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May. 30th, 2012 04:12 pm
nosigntospeakof: [<lj site="livejournal.com" user="masiah">] (♋ And stars may collide)
[personal profile] nosigntospeakof
[Filtered from Karkat, directed at 3rd years]

AS SOME OF YOU MAY BE AWARE KARKAT'S BIRTHDAY IS THE LAST DAY OF EXAMS. IT'S BEEN A VERY HARD FEW MONTHS FOR HIM AND WHILE I'M VERY AWARE OF SOME OF THE ISSUES HE'S BEEN HAVING WITH OTHER STUDENTS I'D LIKE TO GIVE HIM A GOOD BIRTHDAY.

AS SUCH, I'D LIKE TO EXTEND AN INVITATION TO HIS FRIENDS. AFTER EXAMS I WANT TO SURPRISE HIM WITH A SLEEPOVER AND THE NEXT DAY A TRIP TO A MUGGLE CINEMA. I'M AWARE SOME OF YOU HAVE PROBABLY NEVER BEEN TO ONE BEFORE SO THIS WILL BE QUITE AN EXPERIENCE.

IF YOU'D LIKE TO COME JUST SEND AN OWL TO YOUR PARENTS OR GUARDIANS ASKING PERMISSION AND COME VISIT MY OFFICE ANYTIME BETWEEN NOW AND THEN SO WE CAN IRON OUT TRANSPORTATION DETAILS.


[Unfiltered]

SO! TWO QUESTIONS: WERE THE LADIES OF HOGWARTS ABLE TO REPLACE THEIR MISSING MAKE-UP AND HOW ARE THE HATCHED DRAGONS DOING?
psiignlanguage: (pic#2829643)
[personal profile] psiignlanguage
While I understand that as students you are on holiday for Easter, I would like to take this opportunity to express that you do have a small assignment due the week after we return from break.

This does not mean you can hold off on the assignment until the night you return.

For all students of my classes, prepare for me an analysis, no less than ten inches of parchment, of how you might find and use runes in Easter ceremonies. Where can you see them playing a role, and where do you think their magic might be useful in the ceremony. A piece of advice, look into the pagan celebration of Oustre if you're feeling stuck.

That is your first part of the assignment, due the first day of class after break.

The second part will involve choosing one of those elements of runic magic that you felt would be helpful during Easter, and composing research.

Not an incredibly difficult assignment for my students who have been paying attention.

Enjoy your holiday.


[Filtered to Rhys]

Are you behaving?
cuddlefishpeixes: (heartbroken)
[personal profile] cuddlefishpeixes
[There are a lot of scribbled-out words. Those of you who can read Portuguese (Eridan) or Greek (Cyrus, Eridan) might be able to make out little words and phrases in the pink scribbles - "Help me", "I don't know what to do", "I can't" - but most of the scribbles are too scratched out to be legible.]

[Her handwriting is shakier than normal, and she's dropped her little quirk. All of her 'H's are written normally.]


Could...
Could someone please come get me? I need someplace to stay for the rest of the holidays.
I really hate to trouble anyone, I'm sure everyone's having a lot of fun with their families and friends, but I don't know what else to do.

Please.

I can't stay here anymore.


[Filtered to Iroh]

I don't know what to do, Professor! I just...I have to leave. I can't come back to this house again, but I don't...have anywhere to go.
plushaeusrumpified: (08)
[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified
i tried.
i tried really hard.
but oh my god i just couldnt help myself.
parents day awoke something within me that i didnt know was there.
it unleashed the passion of teaching.
im back bitches.

okay no im still at home.
i start after easter.
but im watching all you little shits.
ive been watching all you little shits actually.
but now i get to do it with some fucking authority.
dont think i dont know who to watch out for.

oh i guess i should clarify ill be your flying teach.
sign the fuck up for my class or ill cry.
itll be fun.
well all be high as kites.
any of you lookin to go pro should def check it out.
i got the fuckin moves.
moves like strider.
i can take you places.

btw parent orgy in the staff room.
y/n.

One ♒

Mar. 25th, 2012 10:37 pm
shellfishlovver: (oh youll probably go to heavven)
[personal profile] shellfishlovver
Students of Defence Against The Dark Arts class number twwo, I ask that you refer to chapter 35, specifically pages 223, 230 and 237 before you attend your first class.

I suppose I should also introduce myself wwhile I'm at it. My name is Murdoc. You wwill call me Professor Donoghue. I wwill be the second Defence Against The Dark Arts. Any questions should be directed here. That is all.

[Filtered to Eridan Ampora]
I believve wwe need to talk.

[Filtered to Cyrus Onikous]
I'll behavve if you do.

SIX ♋

Mar. 25th, 2012 04:11 pm
selfhatred: (alright let's get this over with)
[personal profile] selfhatred
[Filtered to Salvador Vantas]

Can I talk to you?

[/Filtered]

LOOKS LIKE IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH AGAIN, FOLKS.
GUESS WHO YOUR NEW QUIDDITCH ANNOUNCER IS, BITCHES.
THAT'S RIGHT. ME.
I'LL BE THERE WITH MY CHARMING VOICE AND PERSONALITY COMMENTATING ON EVERYTHING YOU FUCKERS DO.
EVERY
FUCKING
THING.
SO BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR, BOYS AND GIRLS, BECAUSE KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS IS IN THE HOUSE.
disciplewhomsignlessloves: (dierdre | when I first saw you)
[personal profile] disciplewhomsignlessloves
A general note

I have acquired some potions for cat allergies that should last long enough for students to attend class so I will be strict with attendance. Being allergic to Fluffy and Karkitty Leo are not accepted as excuses.

I would also ask that you don't f33d the cats. A few are looking a bit rounder than usual and catching animals on the grounds is already plumping them up as it is. Thank you fur for your time!
cuddlefishpeixes: (worried)
[personal profile] cuddlefishpeixes
It's been so much fun to meet everyone's parents! And also, um, enlig)(tening, in some cases. I'm just )(appy t)(at Nanny Gloria made t)(e trip after all! I was worried s)(e wouldn't be able to make it! 38D

...O)(, and Mot)(er is )(ere too.


[Feferi's mom is the classy bitch with even more hair than her daughter. Kind of hard to miss. Feferi, meanwhile, will just be hanging out with a little old white-haired lady whose voice is so soft it's barely even a whisper.]

♋ 1

Mar. 18th, 2012 12:20 pm
nosigntospeakof: [<lj site="livejournal.com" user="masiah">] (♋ What you say is what I want to hear)
[personal profile] nosigntospeakof
SO MANY PARENTS ARE ARRIVING MUCH SOONER THAN ANTICIPATED.
I HONESTLY WASN'T EXPECTING MUCH OF ANYONE UNTIL EARLY AFTERNOON AT LEAST.

HELLO, PARENTS AND GUARDIANS! WELCOME TO HOGWARTS AND IN SOME CASES BACK TO HOGWARTS.
I'M PROFESSOR VANTAS, THE HISTORY OF MAGIC TEACHER.
I LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING ALL OF YOU AND GIVING YOU PROGRESS REPORTS ON YOUR CHILDREN.

YES, NEPETA AND KARKAT, THAT INCLUDES BOTH OF YOU.
fuckmackandme: (60)
[personal profile] fuckmackandme
how the fuck did he even bring all this cake to the castle?!?

FIVE ♋

Mar. 18th, 2012 08:00 pm
selfhatred: (upset)
[personal profile] selfhatred
THEY'RE BOTH HERE.
I CAN'T
I CAN'T FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS.
MOM I COULD DEAL WITH BUT...
THIS IS JUST FUCKING BULLSHIT.


[OOC: Karkat's parents should be easy to spot among the other dead ones here. His mother was run over, her neck is twisted to the side and her stomach is sunken on one side, like her organs are missing. His father is the one shot full of bullet holes '^']

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