21 things that are very right with my life

[nunganunga_k_o]

Alright, Slytherin? In my capacity as Quidditch Captain, we shall be having try outs this weekend! Obviously, I will lead us to glorious victory and we will not make a mockery and a sham of the most fabby house there is.

Don't try out if you can't handle a couple of balls thrown at your heads! Oo-er~

Also, is anyone good with...rap?

[Teacher Filter]

[wwistful]

I understand that it might be a little difficult to handle given that it's only the first week back, but I can't be the only one appalled by the behaviour of the students, can I?

Honestly. It's gotten to the point where detention has become a joke and removing points is a formality. I actually have no idea how I'm meant to deal with the amount of misbehaviour going on when they won't listen to a word I say! A student went so far as to

[Actually. He doesn't really want to announce that.]

It's a little difficult to comprehend. Is there any advice anybody can give me, because I am at a loss here. I think perhaps it's time for a discussion amongst ourselves before things get even more out of hand.


We're much stronger as team than we are individually, in any case.

1st experiment

[greenteengenius]

I am Lyrl Dox, a 5th year. Though, if we're to be accurate, this is my first year here.

So this is what a proper school is like? I have to admit, the number of enchantments is impressive. Is there any purpose to the rotating staircases aside from trying to kill the students? Not that I don't enjoy the sense of murderous whimsy.

There are also quite a few more people here than I expected. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised by the crowds, but there are herds of them. And they're all so absurdly loud and oblivious.

Is there some sort of spell for volume control?

★ SEVENTEEN

[ladyliberty]

Do you guys realize Gryffindor is in negative points? What the heck have you guys been doing? Does anyone even care about making your House look good anymore? [Well, sure, she'd gotten detention before school was even in session but-- a teacher had called her dumb!]

Seriously, was staying with Hufflepuffs really that hard or something? Knock it off, or I'll give you something to lose points over.


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001

[donutsanddestiny]

I was going to gloat over Gryffindor being in negative points for the House Cup, but then I realized that we're also in the negatives. The same negatives! As Gryffindor!

What are we doing?!

003

[notthebee2]

okay, ju2t a head2 up.

vk, ii apologiize for what ii 2aiid, and ii dont 2ay thii2 often.

two everyone el2e who2 waiitiing two pounce out liike a hungry bea2t at 2omeone's mi2take: you 2hould 2tock up on xanax, or maybe riitaliin.

who know2, iit miight help.

four ♓ voice;

[quasistellar]

Now that I've had a chance to go over your summer assignments, I must say, there are some...creative interpretations here. Creative meaning 'I don't know how you came to this conclusion'. I'm also shocked at how many of you charted the wrong constellations.

That's why I'm giving an additional assignment, on top of what I've said in classes.

The Western Zodiac has traditionally been broken up into twelve signs, each associated with a particular constellation. I expect an essay from each of you on the very basics about each constellation, as it applies to magic. The types it's associated with, the elements, all of it.

Also, I'm making this clear right now: I am no longer tolerating any disrespect from any student. All future detentions from me will be served on the days of Quidditch matches and on Hogsmeade weekends, whenever possible.

002

[caresawholeawfullot]

Do you ever get the feeling you're missing something? I feel like everyone's got a lot to say, but I'm not entirely sure about what.

The fact that we're in negative points is pretty lame, though. I know that much.