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so yo guess what everybody
its march
means zombie jesus day is coming up too
and with it a chance to go the fuck home

it also means we arent gonna see hide nor hair of the fifth years because theyre too busy giving themselves library suppositories
shit absorbs into the bloodstream faster if taken anally
so bon voyage to them

that was one hell of a match last weekend wasnt it

thisonetime_withkeith

It sure is awkward when ya dream about somebody tellin ya that theyre gay and ya think it was real and ask him about it! I sure dunno what was wrong with my head there...

Oh but anyway, holy shit I cant believe we won the match! Were the best damn team in the school for sure!

styxiedust

I don't know about you lot, but it seems like I was the only one that didn't have a red string. So I suppose I'm just more interested in how it was caused, I don't think there's a spell that has that effect...so perhaps it was a potion. But then how would it have spread on such a grand scale?

I sort of wish the next match would hurry up and get here so we'd have things to worry about besides strings.

star_killer

I think you're all being ridiculous, not to mention overreacting and making a big deal over nothing. It makes all of you look pathetic.

thatscalledsokkastyle

[Filtered from Staff]

So we all know it was Azula, right?

I saw people looking at Galen, but come on. They would've said if somebody died. That means it was the Imperius Curse or the Cruciatus Curse. And being manipulative and torturing people are Azula's specialties.

(ooc| Sokka's pretty emotional right now, which makes him a sloppy charmer. So it's possible for a teacher to hack.)

bluhbluhhugewitch

I don't know what all the 8ig fuuuuuuuuss is a8out. Doesn't EVERYONE have an unending list of potential d8s to take?
Man, I'm not sure I can handle all these irons I have in the fire. Soooooooo many irons!
8ut I guess there's someone out there who will 8e lucky enough to take me.
I just think the suspense is good for you.

wandsr4wimps

Okay, guys, it's important for everyone to stay calm. I've got some super serious news here. So, try to find your zen zone and we can all just -

AAAAAAA HOLY CRUD THERE'S EVEN MORE OF THEM!

We might have a snow golem invasion on our hands! Oh man, there's this supremely creepy old dude who lives a few towns away from me who is always trying to get minty fresh with the young witches in the area. He specializes in ice magic! Do you guys think he might be lurking around the castle?!

Ladies of Hogwarts, if you see a gross old man who isn't one of our teachers, let me know and I will gladly protect you!

alsocuteandfluffy

Okay fine, I admit it. I let some of those lizards loose in the girl's bathroom when it was fully occupied.

Also in the kitchens.

...I'm pretty sure the house elves don't have recipes for lizard stew.

...Maybe.

styxiedust

Right, well, this has been an exciting month. But maybe we've all been a bit wound up by Quidditch and pretentious fun-killers, yeah? Let's talk about other things, like favourite spells to use, books we've read recently...

You know, let's try to pretend we're normal.

golgotha

~~The adventurers guide to the galaxy.~~ ~~London strain.~~ ~~Tomb hunter.~~ ~~European treasure??~~ ~~Fisticuffs!! Oh blimey~~ ~~Scrums~~ ~~The lost skull~~ ~~Fisticuffs is actually a viable journal name~~ No

Weekend at dangers
a Jake English journal

January 06 2012: A grand opening indeed.

Ahoy my good chaps! Lovely weather today aint it? My name is jake english as aforementioned. I am a fifth year hailing from the noble house of gryffindor. From this day henceforth this is officially now my journal! Or "wizard blog" as all the kids here call it these days.

Here i will recount all my smashing adventures -- tales of heroisms, intrigue, action, adventure and perhaps even romance. *A hearty wink for all the lovely ladies out there* It will be a primary source for all my peers out there fresh off the press!! I can tell this will be very gripping and i bet my bottom boonbuck you lot would also have a spanking ripsnorter of a time reading this.

Now onto the swashbuckling adventures!!

A couple weeks ago i brought out my arms and set off towards the one ruin of the island i reside in. The weather was rather harsh that afternoon. The rain splashed all over my face with an almost cruel intensity to make up for the absence of snows chilly ferocity. The sky was getting dark and the frightening fauna were sure to scour the area with blood lust in their eyes. It was as if the world was weaving an intricate web to deter me from my journey what with the way its coming together in perfect harmony to piss me the fuck off. Alas it did not win!! I gripped my pistols tighter and trudged on and persevered.

I reached the ruin at about seven. Hungry tired and excited i entered. The inside was pitch black. Luckily taking a page from ms lara croft the famous archeologist i came prepared with a flashlight. What did i find?

Friggin canned goods. The cans look so bloody old that it makes one wonder if the ancient mayans had can openers already. I went home disheartened and with an arm full of carrots and peas in a can. And then i played weekend at bernies in my dvd player! Have you guys watched it? If not i strongly suggest it. Its so friggin hilarious.

instantdrama

Alright, so you know how I mentioned having a band meeting? Well it never happened. Which, if you were interested, I'm sure you know. I'm not even sure what happened, I guess everyone got busy? Well I say we have it this weekend!

We're all back from Christmas vacay and stuff, so there's no reason not to! I got word that Kanaya is too busy to join the band now, but let's not let that discourage us.

Jade, you'll be there, right? And John? I don't think we've ever met, but Jade told me about you. So I expect you to be there! Especially if Jade comes.

selfhatred

[Today, Hogwarts, you will find a list in your journals, written in familiar grey ink with caps.]
PEOPLE WHO NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND JUST HAVE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ALREADY:
MAKA AND KID
PUCK AND LINK
ELLIS AND AMELIA
BILLY AND RAPUNZEL
MELVIN AND ROXANNE

SET ERIDAN UP WITH SOMEONE SO HE'LL LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

ASKJADEOUT
NO WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING
NEVER
EVER
FUCK
[Someone seems to have forgotten that his journal is connected to everyone else's. That last one is also scribbled out several times over.]

[OOC: I have a permissions post if you'd rather not be replied to with angry grey caps.]

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