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[So he went to write something that was probably totally extremely important, but instead there's just splooshes of red ink where his journal has repelled it.


Okay spill the beans, who broke the journals? Which one of you did it? SCHOOL IS OUT, HOW DOES ONE MANAGE TO SCREW THE JOURNALS UP OVER THE HOLIDAYS? That takes skill. That takes skill and determination.]

Mark II

Jul. 16th, 2012 02:55 pm
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[The page slow starts to fill up with notes and scribbles. He's obviously trying to work something out and grabbed the journal without thinking. Some of it seems to be computer code, while some are page numbers and spell book titles. Though it all devolves into a cartoonish, and not very well drawn picture of his friends drawn as superheroes. ALL of his friends for the record. There are inkblots and scratching out all over the page. PEPA appears a few times]
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Father finally agreed to let me have access to my journal.
I had to explain to him that nobody was going to harm me through a silly little notebook.
Greetings, fellow students.
Well I suppose that's not exactly true since I won't be a student until fall, but greetings nonetheless.
My name is Jane Crocker. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintances.
clockspinner: (Canon brokenhearted)
[personal profile] clockspinner
congrats ravenclaw
maybe nerds do know how to fly after all


[Filtered to Gryffindors]

sorry i let you guys down

[He's in the hospital wing overnight, so any action you want to take would take place there.]

07

May. 25th, 2012 07:03 pm
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[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly
eVERYONE, uH, nEEDS TO STOP FIGHTING,
iT IS MAYBE, kIND OF RIDICULOUS, iF YOU DON'T MIND ME SAYING,
aND UNTIL YOU ALL DO, i AM JUST GOING TO, uH, sTAY OUT OF IT,
fAR, fAR AWAY AND OUT OF IT,
tHAT IS, uH, aLL i HAVE TO SAY, oN THAT PARTICULAR MATTER,

iN OTHER NEWS, aND A LOT MORE CHEERFUL,
i AM REALLY EXCITED FOR SUMMER,
i THINK THAT, iT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME!

i ALSO GOT A NEW, cARD GAME FOR MY BIRTHDAY,
dOES ANYONE, uH, mAYBE WANT TO PLAY WITH ME, bEFORE WE ALL LEAVE FOR THE SUMMER?
i DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO PLAY IT, bUT, i HAVE THE RULE BOOK,
aND PLENTY OF, uH, cARDS TO GO AROUND,
i THINK WE COULD, fIGURE IT OUT, }:)
iT WOULD BE FUN, i THINK,

♪ 3

May. 20th, 2012 01:24 am
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So, are we supposed to treat these dragon eggs like children? Carry them around with us everywhere we go? Even class? I thought dragon eggs only hatched with heat. I can't carry fire around with me.


John, I'm awarding you the first watch.

EIGHT ♋

May. 13th, 2012 08:01 am
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[personal profile] selfhatred
MEN IN BLACK III
SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN
I HATE YOU, DAD
BRAVE
PEOPLE LIKE US
CELESTE AND JESSE FOREVER
RUBY SPARKS
TAKE THIS WALTZ
NOT TO MENTION ALL THE ONES I MISSED WHILE SCHOOL WAS ON.
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE MOVIES?
THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ENOUGH TIME IN THE SUMMER TO WATCH THEM ALL.
AND WHY THE FUCK IS BREAKING DAWN PART TWO BEING RELEASED IN FUCKING NOVEMBER??
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cut for blue courier )
[non-courier:]

If anyone is missing a small pet in Slytherin tower
Possi8ly a mouse or rat
I suggest you go and look for a new pet.

I wonder if I am allowed to r8ise my own acromantula?
It would 8e nice to have something to guard my things against snooping stupid girls.

[06]

Apr. 18th, 2012 10:22 pm
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sO, uH,
eASTER BREAK WASN'T A TOTAL,
hORRIBLE AND HUMILIATING EXPERIENCE,
bECAUSE, sOMETHING GOOD DEFINITELY CAME FROM IT,
aLSO SOMETHING THAT TOOK A LOT OF PROCESSING,
bECAUSE, uH, iT WAS A HUGE SURPRISE,
aND ONE THAT, i WASN'T EXPECTING AT ALL,
bUUUT, iT TURNS OUT i AM, nOT QUITE SO MUCH OF AN ONLY CHILD,
aS WAS PREVIOUSLY, tHOUGHT,
wHICH IS TO SAY, i HAVE A BROTHER,
iSN'T THAT REALLY EXCITING,
i WAS REALLY SURPRISED AT FIRST,
bUT NOW, i THINK IT'S REALLY COOL,
aND, tHE BEST PART IS HE WORKS HERE,
aS THE FLYING TEACHER,
uHHH, tHE ONE NOT, rELATED TO A CERTAIN SUPPOSEDLY COOL GUY,
wHO WEARS SHADES,
aND LIKES TO, uH, mAKE FUN OF FAIRIES,
yEEEAH, hE'S THE OTHER, aCTUAL COOL ONE,


[Filtered to Kanaya; hackable by Equius]

hEYYY, uH,
i HAVE A REQUEST,
aND, iT MIGHT SOUNDS KIND OF, rANDOM AND STRANGE,
bUT i PROMISE THAT IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE,
a REALLY, gOOD CAUSE,
i NEED YOU TO MAKE ME A DRESS,
uHH, wELL,
iT'S NOT FOR ME, eXACTLY,
bUT ANYWAY, dO YOU THINK THAT, mAYBE YOU COULD DO THIS FOR ME,
i WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT,
tHE ONLY THING IS THAT, iT HAS TO BE PRETTY,
uHHH, pRETTY ENOUGH FOR A PRINCESS,
iF THAT IS A THING YOU CAN DO,
wHICH, i THINK YOU CAN, bECAUSE YOU'RE GOOD AT BEING PRETTY,
oHHH, aND MAYBE YOU COULD MAKE ME, a PAIR OF WINGS,
tO ATTACH TO MY PETER PAN COSTUME,
sO i CAN BE A FAIRY, }:)
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um...
jade?
either dad's pulling a birthday prank on me, or i found out why my dad and your grandpa kept looking at each other.

SEVEN ♋

Apr. 8th, 2012 07:57 pm
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ATTENTION FUCKASSES OF HOGWARTS.
THAT'S ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES.
PSA: I'M FUCKING DONE PLAYING NICE GUY AROUND HERE.
FINISHED.
I DON'T GIVE ONE SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PROBLEMS.
YOU CAN ALL GO FUCK YOURSELVES BECAUSE I AM FUCKING DONE CLEANING UP THE NAPPIES THAT YOU CONSTANTLY SHIT IN WHENEVER YOU HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
FUCK ALL OF YOU.
NO LOVE -
KARKAT

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Mar. 29th, 2012 02:05 am
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[personal profile] notapigeon
You know, I think Quidditch could be ten times better if I were on the team. All the teams. I should be on all the teams. The teams should be made up entirely of me. Wouldn't that be awesome?
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A very belated apology if anybody was bothered by my mother and father when they visited. I'm aware that they can be somewhat... unconventional.

[By Rarity's standards, they can be a source of shame, although they're dearly loved nonetheless. Both parents are far less dignified than she; if someone were being rude, they might call them hillbillies. At least the both of them are familiar with magic.]

Nonetheless, I'll not complain overmuch, since it's important to appreciate one's family! [Especially once they're gone.] It's difficult to be negative when the weather is becoming so lovely, not to mention the new potential for spring fashion.
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[personal profile] clockspinner
my life is over
im gonna just throw myself off of the astronomy tower now
get it over with
brb
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[personal profile] yourseoulmate
My mum has shown embarrassing baby pictures of me to every single portrait she's come across. I can already sense the gossip spreading!

My dad just asked me if Harry Houdini graduated from this school and I have no idea if he was joking.

EVERYBODY WHO'S UP TO THEIR NECKS IN RIDICULOUS, BORING PARENTS RIGHT NOW, LET US EMBRACE IN COMMISERATION.
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how the fuck did he even bring all this cake to the castle?!?
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Good morning, all. I do believe I've just experienced karmic retribution.
Consider this a thinly veiled tribute and public service announcement: my darling mother is, in fact, somewhere in the vicinity of this castle.

I woke up to several My Little Unicorn dolls and three wizened statues of Albus Dumbledore hobnobbing on my bedside table - as well as two bottles of Old Ogden's Firewhisky which I have surrendered to the appropriate authorities.

Mother, come out, come out, wherever you are. I haven't quite thanked you properly for the gifts and veritable flood of letters I experience every weekend. May we shower each other with familial gestures of kindness all day and may I revel in your maternal charms this fine mothering Sunday.

Everyone, meet my mother, whom I love unconditionally.

Someone, anyone, please kill me now.

FIVE ♋

Mar. 18th, 2012 08:00 pm
selfhatred: (upset)
[personal profile] selfhatred
THEY'RE BOTH HERE.
I CAN'T
I CAN'T FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS.
MOM I COULD DEAL WITH BUT...
THIS IS JUST FUCKING BULLSHIT.


[OOC: Karkat's parents should be easy to spot among the other dead ones here. His mother was run over, her neck is twisted to the side and her stomach is sunken on one side, like her organs are missing. His father is the one shot full of bullet holes '^']
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so!
easter is coming up.
so we get to go home!
so...
who wants to come over to my place for the break?
i have movies, fruit gushers and a street performer for a dad!
karkat, you're coming, right?

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